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I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Who died my cat blue again?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
