Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
