i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
