Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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