am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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