Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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