So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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