Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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