If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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