I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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