Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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