When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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