Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Panties = found
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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