Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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