Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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