I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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