We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
whose parrot is this?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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