Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My room smells like vodka and shame
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
