so that wasnt chicken after all
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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