We're facebook friends in real life
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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