I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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