His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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