Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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