The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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