Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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