Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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