Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just google imaged poop.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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