Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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