You really coming over, don't trick.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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