We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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