worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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