Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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