I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So squirting runs in the family.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
