Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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