Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
