No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
