When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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