Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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