Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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