To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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