Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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