New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
