Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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