And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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