there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Randomize
