I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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