the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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