Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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