Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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