Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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