sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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